Yes, yes yes baby girls (and boys)!!!! If you haven’t been living under a rock, then you’ve probably had a glimpse of what went down last night at the VMA’s 2016 which took place at Madison Square Garden New York City. I’m not going to be giving you a full list of the winners last night but I will be reviewing the show from performance to performance starting with the VMA white carpet Pre-Show.
The pre-show kicked off with a wonderful performance by Alessia Cara and Troye Sivan. It’s been a pretty big year for the two relatively new artistes who pretty much just came on the scene and have been getting recognition since their arrival. Alessia cara starts us off with her song wild things, her vocals were spot on, loved her energy. Troye sivan joins her on stage and gives us a little flavour with his song wild, his vocals very much like Alessia were very beautiful. Moving on our next performer Jidenna begins his performance on a roof. A little bit more began to play and I knew Jidenna was going to bring it. He served us vocals he served us energy he served raunchy dance moves. It was a live performance and I honestly had fun watching him perform. Lukas graham is next up and I was feeling it at first but he lost me towards the middle of the performance. It’s not that I don’t like him but something was just off honestly. Aside from the performances, there was a lot of mayhem on the white carpet from the arrival of artistes to the interviews people were all over the place. Every single person who walked the white carpet was serving looks hunty!!! Some of my fave looks were Chance the rapper, Jaden smith, future, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce, Britney spears, Jidenna and tiwa savage!! Ariana Grande, Halsey, Hailee steinfeld, you know what they’re too many please I’ll just give you a few pictures of who I think looked really good and who had the most daring looks at the 2016 VMA’S White carpet.
THE MAIN EVENT
Rihanna gurrrlllll! Opens up the show with the first of her 4 video vanguard performances and from the start this performance was actually just in one word slay. Her pink get up was giving me all kinds of life I was here for it, her back up dancers were amazing as well and that ponytail!! She starts with a little of “don’t stop the music” x “only girl in the world” giving me live vocals she moves on to the biggest hit of her career “we found love” and her choreography was fresh not like the tired stuff I’m used to. The transition to where have you been really had me gasping for air mehn!! She basically ripped out the choreography from the video which I loved and I even tried learning (but failed) back in the day.
I don’t know what’s up with MTV but they always fail to get hosts that can be entertaining throughout the show. Like key&peele were cute at the start but in the long run they were really just getting on my nerves. You may not feel the same but I was really over it. The co-hosts on the other hand did a decent job at giving me little to no laughter. Basically the host situation at the VMA’s this year was an absolute mess. Drake won the moon man for best hip hop video (hotline bling-which I predicted) by Sean Diddy Combs and as usual drake was not available for his award. Next to take the VMA stage are Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande (I Stan them both!!), they were introduced by Chance the rapper (his outfit was bomb as hell!). Following the pink colour code Ariana begins her performance with strong vocals but once she begins to soul cycle her vocals get shaky. She regains control later on in the performance. Her outfit (a two piece boustier with pants) alongside Nicki’s pink leotard and boots looked simply lush and exquisite they were serving looks during this performance. Nicki naturally has more energy than she displayed in this performance but generally I liked it.
Alicia keys comes on stage looking beautiful in her kimono inspired gown and aunty said she had a poem but she ended up giving us an acapella performance. I can’t say I wasn’t feeling it because it was deep on so many levels and her voice even added a lot more depth to it. She presents best male video and another chance slipped out of Bryson’s fingers with Calvin Harris taking the moon man home for This is what you came for Ft. Rihanna (how was the Weeknd even part of the nominees though). Michael Phelps introduces futures performance of Fuck up some Commas and honestly this performance was a waste of my time, you can come for me trap heads but the only thing good about this performance was his outfit. This nigga came out sounding like my microwave oven at 360 degrees and even at that he had zero energy, like I know how people turn up to fuck up some commas so please bring the energy of the song to the stage.
Kanye takes the stage to debut his new music video for “Fade” starring Teyana Taylor but obviously before he did that he talked about his famous music video which hasn’t lacked any backlash or controversy since it’s release. I sat through half of the speech before I went to get a snack, it was at least refreshing to know that Kanye stans Beyonce as well. I watched the speech again and it actually made a lot of sense but that wasn’t the main event. That music video was shocking as in it redefined the word shocking, I really couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw how snatched this woman’s body was, she was immaculate. I really didn’t see the relevance of the video and the message behind it but I can tell you that video has made me have a new appreciation for the song.
Naomi Campbell in her second outfit of the night introduces Rihanna’s second performance of the night and it was fire! It wasn’t about the vocals for this one (that’s a pass for her because she didn’t sound so good) but it was about her bringing that island dancehall to the stage. She started with a pimped out reggae remix of “rude boy” I was here for that. Then she moves on with the reggae feel to “what’s my name” just for a little bit before the dance break begins. The stage was transformed to a proper dancehall club, it was like she transported the work video to the stage and trust me when work came on I can swear my inner island freak was let loose at around 2am I was dancing around the living room.
Nick Jonas decided to be different and perform in a diner instead of the stage. Well it was cute you know, a bit refreshing from seeing just the inside of Madison square garden. He was serving looks and vocals as usual, it was weird they were playing with all that food when I was sitting here looking for something spicy to eat, it’s cool it’s cool. TY dolla $ign did his thing it was cute and short (just how I like it). Nick moved his performance from the diner to the back of a truck to the top of a fire truck, it was a very nice performance you know different from the usual stage stuff.
Next Serena Williams introduces Beyonce’s performance of lemonade live. (I’m sure you thought I was about to go off, nope😝😝😝😝) You can read about that in my next post.
Now probably the biggest fuck up of the night (excluding future #trapheadsstaywoke) Britney (mic off) spears. Y’all know that this was supposed be Britney’s triumphant return to the VMA’s and lord knows I had such high expectations but I was crushed when she came out and once again her mic was off. I mean her dance moves were better than her billboard performance (more fluidity) but bitch I want to hear you sing!! Beyonce is your mate does she have 10 heads? Come on! Anyway her outfit was cute and besides my disappointment it was still a little nice to see her on stage after all she’s been through. Thinking it would get better G-eazy came out did his thing, very nice chemistry on stage but! Me myself and I came on and I wasn’t even having it at all. It just looked awkward and forced and her mic still wasn’t on. Anyway the sum of the story is that them two made it look like they were going to swallow each other then G-eazy wanted a kiss and aunty brittles said “no no baby boy not tonight” and they were finished (The L was mighty trust me). On the plus side Kim looked bomb as hell.
Tracee Ellis ross introduces Rihanna’s third performance. First of all, the visuals in this performance were amazing and the fact that she started with needed me was just mind boggling on the other hand her outfit was everything I mean throughout the whole show she had been doing the most with these outfits. On the down side her vocals were below par honey like where is the magic from the first performance? She moves to pour it up and badgal is literally feeding me choreography for days and I’ve been loving this side of Rihanna with proper choreo. Of course she performed bitch better have my money and that was really the icing on the cake for this one.
Best new artist was announced and I was actually more than furious. We all know that Bryson tiller deserved that award hands down. A nigga went platinum with no features, I know it’s not a new thong like J.Cole did this a not too long ago but for an artiste who just came on the scene it’s a bloody big deal. Bryson tiller should have won it period.
The Chainsmokers perform their hit single “Closer” with Halsey and at this point I was still shaking from Beyonce stealing the show but their performance was really cool, I liked it. The song is nice it wasn’t anything too spectacular, don’t have much to stay about it.
Rihanna’s final performance starts with “stay” playing from the piano and the stage? That dress? Beautiful! Beautiful!! Beautiful!!! At this point we are abundantly sure that Rihanna cannot successfully sing and dance but that doesn’t matter at this point because she is slaying these songs vocally and I can see why she left these songs for last. Diamonds (thanks to SIA) is one of Rihanna’s best ballads and she executed it nicely for a hot minute before she performed Love on the brain! (my favourite song of Anti). This wasn’t as intense as the billboard award performance but it was vocally tasking and badgal came through. She must be using some kind of magic for her to be able to hit those notes in love on the brain and not be able to sing work properly (no shade just TEA).
Drake comes on stage (after being absent the most part of the show) wielding Rihanna’s Michael Jackson Video Vanguard. He proceeds to giving us a long speech professing his love for Rihanna and making some incorrect statements but that’s cool we know your brain is probably clogged with love for the Barbados princess (jokes jokes, don’t come for me). So Rihanna finally gives her acceptance speech which was simply empowering (lowkey notice how drake said he loved her and she said she loved Barbados ☕️☕️).
In a nutshell the 2016 MTV VMA’S would have been a hot mess if not for Rihanna, Beyonce and Kanye. Let me know what you thought of the award show, your favourite moments all that jazz in the comment section below. Thank you for checking out my blog please don’t forget to like and share guys please! Make sure to check out my next post.
Pictures from this post were gotten from cosmopolitan.com, daily mail, getty images, justjared.com, stalkcelebs.com and mtv.com